My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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