You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I need a hoe opinion
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