i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Randomize
