There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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