Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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