508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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