I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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