So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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