do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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