thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
return my video game
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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