Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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