I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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