She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I have post one night stand depression
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