did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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