Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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