Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
