He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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