How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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