Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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