my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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