He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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