At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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