She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
