guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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