I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
