This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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