her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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