This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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