could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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