It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You are the jesus of drinking
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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