people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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