Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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