youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
My pussy is not your playground.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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