I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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