found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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