Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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