i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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