My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you didnt know i had herpes?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
