Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
