Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
