I'm really into asian looking animals
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
