Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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