The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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