Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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