So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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