whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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