can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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