That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube