Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.