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I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

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(512): I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck. http://tfl.nu/pefb

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i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.

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(804): i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick. http://tfl.nu/aodk

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forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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my version of bright and sunny.

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(323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell (310): my version of bright and sunny. http://tfl.nu/6mbu

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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.

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(908): girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/ba5j

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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.

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(305): If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls. http://tfl.nu/m95d

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all she had left on were here heels. phone five

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(914): all she had left on were here heels. phone five http://tfl.nu/azpy

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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.

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(775): THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL. http://tfl.nu/wgt5

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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.

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(517): at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees. http://tfl.nu/qho2

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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.

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(775): They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy. (1-775): I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere. http://tfl.nu/3byv

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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.

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(206): What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world. http://tfl.nu/0k4m

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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"

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(630): When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!" http://tfl.nu/oaz1

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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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(630): Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me http://tfl.nu/sh43

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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.

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(920): Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids. http://tfl.nu/j5zx

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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.

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(309): Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks. http://tfl.nu/tka4

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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear

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(512): my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear http://tfl.nu/fox2

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