There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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