i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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