I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
it hurts more in the daytime
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She even gives head with a lisp.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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