Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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