She said her name was "party"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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